The Hula Chair: Satisfy that Itch

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Every once in a while, we all get an itchy asshole. It’s nature, don’t deny it. Usually the yen to satisfy this itch is at work. We pretend to shift in our chairs to get comfortable, when really we’re just stealthily trying to rub-out that itch.

What if I were to tell you there is a chair disguised as exercise apparatus, but in reality is specifically designed to scratch or otherwise rub you in all the right ways (ladies, some additional assembly might be required)? Behold…

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