Snow, Skate, Surf, Alaia Wake, etc

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Balance sports have always been a passion of mine. Skateboarding, snowboarding and climbing (which has just as much to do with balance as it does strength and agility). Slack lining is a great way to develop balance and core strength, but there are myriad other ways including balance boards.

Growing up, my bestest buddy Jason had a Bongo board. The both of us took a few spills in the garage, but eventually couldn’t be budged off the damned thing. Flash forward 15 years later and I’m living in Newport, RI – home of the Rolo Board. Everyone in Newport knew about them and the inside joke was a Rolo Board sticker was as good as a parking pass (Newport being a tourist trap, the police generate a windfall from parking tickets).

Bill ClintonOne Fall President Clinton was in town and I was lucky enough to meet him. As he worked his way down the meet-and-greet line, I saw people give him small gifts. I deftly searched my pockets (no reason to alarm the secret service) looking for something – anything to give WJC. I had a fresh stack of Rolo stickers – my friend Scamp was tight with the guy making the Rolos – so I handed one to the President explaining the importance of the sticker – what with it being from a local small business and all.

“Watch this,” he told me. “Somebody give me a Sharpie!” The White House photographer produced a Sharpie in an instant and our 42nd president signed the sticker with a flourish. We posed together, with me holding the Rolo sticker next to the man who wasn’t bad at balancing a budget. I gave the sticker to Scamp so he could give it to his friend. I thought it would be a cool and he might pin-it-up on the wall. The next day I had a brand new Rolo board as thanks.

Rolo BoardThe Rolo board was a big improvement from the Bongo of yore (note: Bongo makes modern versions now as well). With a concave deck and upturned nose/tail as well as bungees that hold the dowel in place you can ride it in two positions. Skiers, yoga enthusiasts and beginners straddle the dowel and snow/skate/wake/surf boarders set the dowel along the length of the board – directly under foot.

Balance boards are used by the NFL, the US Olympic team, NHL and other professional and elite sports organizations. They’re used to help avoid injuries and to help people recover from injuries. Grab one, start on a rug or grass in the straddle position and you’ll soon realize the benefit on the slopes, in the waves or wherever you put balance and core strength to the test.

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Now I’m not one to boast (lie), but back ‘in the day’ (which Dane Cook will tell you was a Wednesday by the way) me and my bros would rock the pogo stick like all get out. Kick-outs, tabletops, one footers, 360’s, no hander (puh-lease) and back flips (lie).

We still have our beaten, broken pogo stick in my parent’s garage (true). When I stand on it IFlybar instantly bottom-out. A recent test drive at my local Walmart yielded identical results (sadly true). Oh my, if only there were a pogo stick to support my 170 pound frame (cut to hazy dream sequence).

Enter the Flybar 1200, which sends jumpers weighing up to 250 pounds to elevations of 5 feet! With a suggested retail price of $379.99, that’s just $76 per foot, a mere $6.33 per inch!

The Flybar 1200’s outer shell houses 12 Thrusters, which are rubber rods anchored in place from the top and bottom of this ‘pogo’ stick. As a rule of thumb Flybar recommends 1 Thruster for every 20 pounds of weight. Engage too many Thrusters and the resistance will be too great and you’ll be grounded. Engage too few and you’ll bottom-out. Get it just right an hold on Goldy Locks…

If you’re bored with simply running, biking and other ho-hum exercises and seek a little more excitement with your aerobic workout, consider the Flybar. If $379 seems a little steep but you need your ups, visit PogoStickUSA.com for alternatives. They offer a selection of traditional and other modern pogo sticks at varying prices.

Thank you to System of a Down for inspiring the title of this post with their song ‘Bounce’

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In the North East (from where I hail) die hards surf all year long. Many a winter day my friend Matt strolls into work from an early morning session in the freezing cold Atlantic. In mid-2007, thanks to an unfortunately named wetsuit from Rip Curl called the H-Bomb, surfers in cold climes can keep their nuggets protected from the elements in a wet suit wired with two fibre heating elements.

H-Bomb Powered using two Polymer Lithium Ion 7.2v batteries, these elements generate infrared heat around the upper back. This ‘core’ area of the body warms blood as it swings around to make another trip to your arms and legs. The heating technology was designed by Rob Vassallo from the Australian company Jett Performance Products, who uses the same heating element technology in a vest favored by motorcyclists.

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For those of you not ‘in the know’ a slackline is used primarily by climbers to develop balance by walking the length of tubular nylon webbing (usually 1 inch thick) ala the Great Blondin. The difference between tightrope walking and slacklining is that the slackline, although tight as a drum, flexes and moves – a true test of balance.

How high the slackline is up to the slacker. I set mine up about 3 and a half feet high between trees in the backyard – just high enough to dislocate a shoulder and close enough to the back door so my sobbing is heard from the house. Dean Potter and other accomplished slackers like to go a little higher – like the 2,500 Lost Arrow Spire Gap in Yosemite. Much like myself in the backyard, Dean did Lost Arrow without a tether (yikes).

Just as bouldering was initially used to develop explosiveness for climbers, slacklining has become a sport all its own. More and more surfers, boarders and other balance sport enthusiasts are setting up between trees. Some purchase slackline kits, which greatly simplifies set-up and break-down. I rolled my own with a three carabiner pulley system. 3bineranchor

Check it out and start slacking (slacker) – Mr. Cash ain’t never walked this line.

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I’ve never been overly impressed by Timex watch designs… until now. The TIMEX 41881 Tide & Temperature e-Instruments Expedition Watch is a nice combination of function and style.

Know when to cut the meeting short, end the date, tell your wife you need to ‘run to the market’ or just drag your lazy ass out of bed.

Timex Expedition WS4 Featuring a dedicated fourth hand to indicate tidal information, the 41881 also offers air and water temperature, INDIGLO night light and is rated to 100m. Surfers, fisherman, boaters and anyone who enjoys the water (or wants to look like they do) will appreciate the 41881 for all it’s utility and style.

Oh yeah – it tells time too…