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Cadbury EggRead: 2 mins

Age is Just a Number – Keep Fighting It

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I keep telling myself that age is just a number. At 38 I'm hardly over the hill, but I will say the hill is kicking my ass. Last weekend I took an awkward fall snowboarding and pulled a muscle in my stomach. Today I went for a run in beautiful…
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poodleRead: 2 mins

Poodle Exercise Video

Watch it and PLEASE tell me what the hell it is I just watched in the comments. Really not much more I can say... https://www.youtube.com/v/vdX_OBUeHb4
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HydraCoachRead: 2 mins

An Idiot Light for Bodies in Motion

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In college I had an old Chevy pickup truck that was cursed. For starters the rear bumper had a way of removing itself from the truck's frame - once I clipped a wall and pulled it off, once a mechanic did the same, twice my brother did it (helping…
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recipeRead: 2 mins

Recipe: Boca ‘Chicka Boom’ Wrap

The last meat I gave up was chicken. Not because I liked it the most - bacon held that dietary distinction - it's probably because chicken is so easy to prepare in all sorts of tasty ways. The good people at Boca (I swear I don't work for them,…
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Hail BootsRead: 2 mins

Forty Inches of Fresh and the Best Gear but…

There are few things I enjoy more than snowboarding and for the last 2 weekends I've had back-to-back weekends at my friend's place in Sugarbush (Warren, VT). Last weekend it was just the boys, 10 of us in all, with part of the weekend dedicated…
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AvocadoRead: 2 mins

Recipe: Holy Boca Guacamole

It's been over 16 years since I've eaten red meat or pork and about 14 since I've eaten chicken. Oddly enough though I do eat turkey and if I seafood I eat it. Ever since I was a kid I never had a taste for red meat. My mother asked that I eat…
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Smith Prodigy Turbo FanRead: 2 mins

Don’t Sweat the Petty, Pet the Sweaty

I'm a sweater. Not a mohair, but a dyed in the wool, honest to goodness sweater - like former NYC Mayor David Dinkins. I can sweat bullets in zero degree temps. When I snowboard, I instantly fog-up my goggles rendering them useless. Nothing…
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submarineRead: 2 mins

Down Periscope!

Stop me if you've heard this one before. Two Colombians, a Guatemalan and a Sri Lankan are in a homemade submarine traveling 6 feet under the ocean's surface, breathing through plastic tubes and smuggling nearly 3 tons of cocaine... OK,…
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SneezyRead: 2 mins

Beating a ‘Cold’ January

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You probably noticed I haven't posted in a few days. Despite my efforts to avoid germs, I've had the worst cold known to mankind. Actually I've had the cold for probably a month, but it started making it crescendo this week. More recently,…
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bladeRead: 2 mins

Bitness Labs: Experiment 18382b.2 Genetic Supplements

The first genetically specific nutritional supplements are here! When Blade Runner gave us a peek into 2019, we saw genetically manufactured beings called replicants put into service to take-on the other world's dirty work. Maybe we're not on…
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LZ DeniseRead: 2 mins

The Apocalypse is Coming

People who know me well... maybe even not so well... know I'm somewhat of a full-blown germaphobe. It's not mud or dirt that bothers me. I've always been 'one' with the animals. Forever the gentleman, I've never felt that girls had the cooties. It's…
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WaveHouseRead: 2 mins

Drop $10 to Hang Ten

New England, there's something not right about running alone in 20° weather in the pitch black to get a workout. On the West coast they can ride 10 foot barrels WHILE drinking cocktails served by bikini-clad women at WaveHouse. Located…
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